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I am a selfish, narcissistic liar. I claim to dislike and even loathe people as a whole, when, in fact, I cannot stand to be away from them and find their behaviors and even their mundane daily tasks fascinating in that I could watch them for hours. I am selfish because I know this lie will get me the attention that I don't deserve, attention that feeds my narcissism and my love of all things me. Doing this terrifies me, and knowing that I am doing this and knowing that it is wrong terrifies me, and knowing that I know it is wrong that I am doing it terrifies me, because I have to wonder where this will
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Old DogOld Dog waits, Her head on her paws, The teeth are long gone, From her gummy old jaws.Old Dog
Her legs don't quite work, She can no longer play, She'd go fetch the ball, She liked it that way.
When the car rolls up She rolls to her feet, She limps to her owner, Her tongue set to greet.
She'd love to jump up And lick his old face, But he walks down the pathway And Old Dog can't keep pace.
He's brought something home, Something loud and quick, Something furry and yappy, And it's chasing a stick.
Old
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"Toki, your boner's showing."
-Nathan Explosion
How've ya been?
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"I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!" -Bender, on having fun
Futurama
YOU SHOULD COME TO O-REE-GUN AND VISIT ME.
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"Toki, your boner's showing."
-Nathan Explosion
HEYYYY!
it's me, the Asian Sarah.
And I
miss you. (:
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zeus,baby
AND I MISS YOU TOO ;_________________________________;
I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO, NOW.
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"I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!" -Bender, on having fun
Futurama
THEREISNOGOD, SCREWGOINGTOCHURCH.
SARAHSARAHSARAH
YOU SHOULD TEXT ME WHENEVER.
AND TALK TO ME THROUGH DA.
becauseilove you and imiss you and it sucks.
(and, here's something a bit funny. or not. a direct quote from my teacher.
"Oh, oops. I didn't know it was cocked."
and it's already slightly funny, but he said that because he was fooling around with a nerf gun and accidentally shot someone with it. lul.)
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zeus,baby
Well I would text you but my cell isn't cocked right now
So.
You should text me first so I know when you're around.
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"I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!" -Bender, on having fun
Futurama
I'll tell you later why.
But dude, LOOK AT MY PAGE.
IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY.
That chococatcandy bitch is like "UR MEAN BITCH" about a like, year-old comment.
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zeus,baby
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